Thursday, December 13, 2012

Bored of the Dance

(Sung to the tune of "Lord of the Dance" - my apologies to Sydney Carter)



I danced in November when the budget talks began

I danced when Obama told the House, “I have a plan.”

I danced when Republicans, they said “No way!”

And we knew the debate was here to stay.

 

Dance, dance, wherever you may be. I am so bored of the dance, said he.

And I’ll lead you off the fiscal cliff, said he, and I’ll lead you off if we can’t agree.

 

I danced for McConnell, Boehner, and Reagan’s ghost

They said, “No new taxes on those who make the most.”

I danced for Harry Reid, who finally had the guts.

To tell the GOP, “You can’t have those spending cuts.”

 

Dance, dance, wherever you may be. I am so bored of the dance, said he.

And I’ll lead you off the fiscal cliff, said he, and I’ll lead you off if we can’t agree.

 

I danced for O’Reilly, for Jon Stewart, and for Rush.

They danced with me, just to send their ratings up.

But they could not tell us what we already know,

That this whole debate is just one big show.

 

Dance, dance, wherever you may be. I am so bored with the dance, said he.

And I’ll lead you off the fiscal cliff, said he, and I’ll lead you off if you we can’t agree.

 

(Slowly and mournfully)

I danced for the lobbyists and all of the PAC’s

It’s hard to dance with Grover Norquist on your back.

From the way they all were fighting, it began to appear

That another Great Recession, it would soon be here.

 

Dance, dance, wherever you may be. I am so bored of the dance, said he.

And I’ll lead you off the fiscal cliff, said he, and I’ll lead you off if we can’t agree.

 

But just before we plunged into the breach

The announcement came, a compromise, it had been reached

That allowed each side to sing a victory song,

Kick the can down the road, and let the dance go on!

 

Dance, dance, wherever you may be. I am so bored with the dance, said he.

And I’ll lead you off the fiscal cliff, said he. And I’ll lead you off if you can’t agree.